Why Justin should start a church.
Lot's of people would go to listen to his wisdom. I think that it would be a good mix of teachings from moral giants like Pink Floyd and the writers of 30 Rock.
People would show up in pajamas with prints of their favorite cartoon characters. Justin would probably format it something like spongebob. So, instead of being called pastor or something like that, he would be called Spongebub Justin (spongebob is already taken). The service would start in the afternoon, and joining the church would give you a free membership to hulu.
After everyone had arrived, it would open with everyone singing a hymn written by the Beatles. Then non-members would have a short word from our sponsors, and members would be able to skip straight to the opening thoughts. A prayer would be offered by the Associate Spongebub, who would then offer a recount of what had taken place in the episodes of The Office and Lost from that week. Then The Spongebub Justin would arise and recite the great and immortal lessons learned from things like the Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. After he had finished, there would be a short clip from spongebub and the weekly eating of the popcorn. Then everyone would get together afterwards for ice cream and a look at Spongebub Justin's latest art. It would be AWESOME! (I would go). :)
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